firebreathingbitchqueenx:

just-shower-thoughts:

People without glasses are really out here seeing for free

Oh my god I really do have to pay to see what the fuck

(via birdschoolforbirds)

fartgallery:

moody-hermitcrab:

fartgallery:

not to alarm anyone but if u look at the moon with one eye and then close it and open the other one you see another identical moon a little bit to the left. why has science covered up the existence of this second, secret moon? we are the people and we demand answers

Parallax, my friend

thats a stupid name. it should be called “moon 2″

(via anthemofourgeneration)

elpatron-delmal:

I hope your heart heals from all the damage it took over the years

(via owlmylove)

mulletlove:

i love housesitting because it’s the opposite of rent…like ur gonna pay me to pet your cat and eat your perishables and shower in your fancy bathroom? ok?????

(Source: anticapitalistboygirl, via owlmylove)

onebatch–twobatch:

thehighladyelf:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

yogurt-gun:

tin-pan-ali:

john mulaney’s dad looks about like how i imagined

‘you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair’ 

“God can’t hear you.”

“One black coffee”

I don’t know about yall, but I know too much about this man’s life for this to the the first time I’ve ever seen a picture of him

He looks like the chaotic evil of Fred Rogers

(via moodbig)